I was reading Mike Knipes blog about his pet spider going missing when i saw this beut trying to open the beer chiller!
It must have been 150-175mm across.
I was going to smack it with my slipper but decided it might smack me back so i left it.
It drank 3 pints of Black Sheep, burped and did a runner. Is it yours Mike?
Last seen heading for the M62 with a dog in tow.
Not sure Alan - right kind of size, but I need to see its face. Mine had an adolf hitler moustache and spindly legs. I'd go and look for it if it wasn't so muscular....
ReplyDeleteSurely not the same one - it couldn't possibly have got through Lancashire's border controls.
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The odd thing was that it had a white mark on it's chest that looked very much like a rose tattoo and it was very scary.. Could have done.
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